BE THANKFUL

  FOR THE WIFE 


WHO SAYS IT'S HOT

DOGS TONIGHT, 
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH

YOU, 
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 




FOR THE HUSBAND 


WHO IS ON THE SOFA 
BEING A COUCH POTATO,

 
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH YOU 
AND NOT OUT

AT  THE BARS.

 


FOR THE TEENAGER

 
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES

 
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON

THE STREETS. 




FOR THE TAXES YOU PAY 


BECAUSE IT MEANS I YOU ARE EMPLOYED 





FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN

SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

 


FOR THE CLOTHES THAT

FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. 





FOR YOUR SHADOW THAT

WATCHES YOU WORK

 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE OUT IN THE

SUNSHINE 





FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS

MOWING, 
WINDOWS THAT

NEED CLEANING, 
AND

GUTTERS THAT NEED

FIXING 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE A HOME .

 


FOR ALL THE

COMPLAINING 
YOU HEAR

ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

 
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF

SPEECH. 




FOR THE PARKING SPOT

YOU FIND AT THE FAR END

OF THE PARKING LOT 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU CAPABLE OF WALKING

 
AND HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH 

TRANSPORTATION . 




FOR YOUR HUGE HEATING

BILL

 
BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE WARM.

 


FOR THE LADY BEHIND YOU

IN CHURCH WHO SINGS

OFF KEY

BECAUSE IT MEANS 
YOU CAN HEAR.

 



FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. 





FOR WEARINESS AND

ACHING MUSCLES AT THE

END OF THE DAY 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU BEEN CAPABLE OF

WORKING HARD. 

                                    





FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES

OFF 
IN THE EARLY MORNING

HOURS 


BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE ALIVE.