Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Living Will

A LIVING WILL


I, ____________________, being of sound mind and

body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by

artificial mens.


Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the

hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth

grade biology, if their lives depended on it, or

lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the

bills


If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask

for at least one of the following:


Glass of wine

Chocolate

Margarita

Sex

Martini

Cold Beer

Chocolate

Chicken fried steak

Cream gravy

Sex

Mexican food

Chocolate

French fries

Chocolate

Pizza

Sex

Ice cream

Cup of tea

Chocolate

Chocolate

Sex

Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct

my appointed person and attending physicians to pull

the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing', and

call it a day!


Then Have a Drink, IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE



ONE DAY AT A TIME

1 comment:

  1. It is called a HPOA or DPOA.

    With you on all but the Martini, Chicken fried steak, & Cream gravy. Mind if I substitute Maker's Mark or Gimlet, Prime Rib rare, and Au Jus sauce? I'd also probably have to add a really great 1/2 lb. burger from "Port Of Call" in NOLA, and Cheesecake with Daiquiri sauce.

    Damn, I am an hour behind Y'All.

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