Women Drivers

Distracted Driving Incident   Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........     This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a   Woman  In a brand new Cadillac  Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror  Putting on her eyeliner.  I looked away  For a couple seconds...  to continue shaving And when I looked back she was  Halfway over in my lane,  Still working on that makeup.  As a man,  I don't scare easily.  But she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped My electric shaver  Which knocked  The donut  Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car  Using my knees against  The steering wheel,  It knocked  My Cell Phone  Away from my ear  Which fell  Into the coffee  Between my legs!  Splashed,  And burned  me (ouch) Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers,  And disconnected an Important call.  Damn women drivers!