Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

                Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


                Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

                Really? Ya think?

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                Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

                Now that's taking things a bit far!

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                Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

                What a guy!

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                Miners Refuse to Work after Death

                No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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                Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

                See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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                War Dims Hope for Peace

                I can see where it might have that effect!

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                If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

                Ya think?!

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                Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

                Who would have thought!

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                Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide

                They may be on to something!

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                Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

                You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

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                Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

                He probably IS the battery charge!

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                Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

                That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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                Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

                Do they taste like chicken?

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                Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

                Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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                Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

                Boy, are they tall!

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                And the winner is....

                Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

                Did I read that right?

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