Thursday, September 27, 2012

The fix



BEST THING I HAVE HEARD YET.....From a senior citizen around 80 yrs. of age. We aren't useless yet.
The 
Fix


There recently was an article in the 
St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section 
asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!



Dear 
Mr. President,



Please find 
below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. 
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies 
that will squander the money on lavish parties and 
unearned bonuses, use the following plan.


You can call it the 
"Patriotic Retirement 
Plan":



There are about 40 
million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them 
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement 
with the following 
stipulations:



1) They MUST 
retire. Forty million job openings -

 
Unemployment 
fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new 
A ME RICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered -

 
Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST 
either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - 
Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't 
get any easier than 
that!!



P.S. If more money is 
needed, have all members in Congress pay their 
taxes..



Mr. President, while 
you're at it, make Congress retire on Social 
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would
be fixed

pronto!

Its a thought

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