GEOGRAPHY LESSON

I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank quite a few beers, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, and I was sure they were from the British Isles. So, I asked them, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them chirped up saying, "It's WALES, you idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's pretty much the last thing I remember...