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> Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity > > Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! > > Arizona Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. > > Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang. > > California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. > > Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. > > Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller. > > Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. > > Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids > And Our Voting Skills. > > Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. > > Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru ( Death To Mainland Scum,       Leave Your Money) > > Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... > Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good > > Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" > > Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > > Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn > > Kansas First Of The Rectangle States > > Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > > Louisiana We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism > Campaign. > > Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster > > Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It > > Massachusetts Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's > > Michigan First Line Of Defense From The Canadians > > Minnesota 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes > Mississippi Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State > > Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work > > Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and > Honest Elections! > > Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest > > Nevada Hookers and Poker! > > New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone > > New Jersey You Want A ##$%##! Motto? > I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! > > New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets > > New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, > You Have The Right To An Attorney.. And No Right To Self Defense! > > North Carolina Tobacco Is A Vegetable > > North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States! > > Ohio At Least We're Not Michigan > > Oklahoma Like The Play, But No Singing > > Oregon Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner > > Pennsylvania Cook With Coal > > Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island > > South Carolina Remember The Civil War? > Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet > > South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota > > Tennessee Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. > > Texas Se Hable Ingles > > Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus > > Vermont Too liberal for the Kennedys > > Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? > > Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor! > > West Virginia One Big Happy Family...Really! > > Wisconsin Come Cut the Cheese! > > Wyoming > Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared > Home of Brokeback Mtn. > The District of Columbia  The Work-Free Drug Place! >