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>> >> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. >> >> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. >> >> Dijon vu - The same mustard as before. >> >> Practice safe eating - Always use condiments. >> >> Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. >> >> A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. >> >> A hangover is the wrath of grapes. >> >> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. >> >> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? >> >> Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. >> >> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. >> >> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. >> >> What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give-away.) >> >> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. >> >> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. >> >> She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. >> >> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion . >> >> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. >> >> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. >> >> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. >> >> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. >> >> Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. >> >> Every calendar's days are numbered. >> >> A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. >> >> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. >> >> He had a photographic memory that was never developed. >> >> A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at >> large. >> >> Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. >> >> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. >> >> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. >> >> Acupuncture is a jab well done. >>