Sean
is the pastor of a Church of England
parish
on the Northern Ireland / Southern
Ireland
border and Patrick is the priest in
the
Roman Catholic Church across the
road..
One
day they are seen together, erecting
a
sign into the ground, which says:
TA
END IS NEAR!
TURN
YERSELF AROUNT NOW
AFOR
IT IS TOO LATE!
As
a car speeds past them, the driver
leans
out his window and yells,
"Leave
people alone, you Oirish
religious
nutters! We don't need
your
lectures."
From
the next curve they hear screeching
tyres
and a big splash.
Shaking
his head, Rev. Patrick says
"Dat's
da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa,"
Pastor Sean agrees, then asks,
"Do
ya tink maybe da sign should just say,
'Bridge
Out?'"
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