Dot and Abraham Com

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name  of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the  name of Dot.  And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of  shoulder and long of leg.  Indeed, she was often called  "Amazon Dot Com." And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou  travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou  canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several  saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said,  "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns  and drums in between to send messages saying what  you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who  hath the best price.  And the sale can be made on  the drums and delivery made by  Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot  have her way with the drums.  And the drums rang  out and were an immediate success.  Abraham sold  all the goods he had at the top price, without ever  having to leave his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing  what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system  that only she and the drummers knew.  It was known  as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she  also developed a language to transmit ideas and  pictures--Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading  as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung.   They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich  Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new  riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one  noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising  drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off  every drum maker in the land.  Indeed, he did insist  on drums to be made that would work only with  Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham , what we have started  is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel--eBay, as it came to be known.  He said, "We need a name  that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."  "YAHOO!"exclaimed Abraham.  And because  it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious  Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started  using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.   It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to  Locating Everything (GOOGLE). That is how it all began. And that's the truth!