Disease Wine Daily dose
SYMPTOM MEDICINE DOSE
Allergies | Médoc, Cabernet Franc | 1 glass |
Anemia | Graves, Merlot | 4 glasses |
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Bronchitis | Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) | 3 cups |
Constipation | Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray, Chardonnay | 4 glasses |
Coronary arteries | Dry Champagne | 4 glasses |
Diarrhoea | Beaujolais Nouveau | 4 glasses |
Fever | Champagne, Amarone, Cabernet Sauvignon | 2 bottles |
Heart | Burgundy , Santenay Rouge, Cabernet Sauvignon | Two glasses |
Uric acid gout | Sancerre , Pouilly Fume | 4 glasses |
Hypertension | Alsace , Sancerre | 4 glasses |
Menopause | Saint Emilion, Syrah | 4 glasses |
Depression | Médoc, Amarone | 2 - 4 bottles |
Obesity | Burgundy | 4 glasses |
Obesity | Rosé de Provence | 1 - 2 bottles |
Rheumatism | Champagne | 4 glasses |
Excessive weight loss | Côte de Beaune | 4 glasses |
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Why would you even ask me that? I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me!
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PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!
MIRACLE IN THE ALCOHOL AISLE......
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EVER WONDER WHY?
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