Saturday, March 19, 2011

Misc.



Dr. gpabud's Magic Elixir


Disease Wine Daily dose


SYMPTOM MEDICINE DOSE


Allergies

Médoc, Cabernet Franc

1 glass

Anemia

Graves, Merlot

4 glasses

Bronchitis

Bourgogne or Bordeaux 
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )

3 cups

Constipation

Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray, Chardonnay

4 glasses

Coronary arteries

Dry Champagne

4 glasses

Diarrhoea

Beaujolais Nouveau

4 glasses

Fever

Champagne, Amarone, Cabernet Sauvignon

2 bottles

Heart

Burgundy , Santenay Rouge, Cabernet Sauvignon

Two glasses

Uric acid gout

Sancerre , Pouilly Fume

4 glasses

Hypertension

Alsace , Sancerre

4 glasses

Menopause

Saint Emilion, Syrah

4 glasses

Depression

Médoc, Amarone

2 - 4 bottles

Obesity

Burgundy

4 glasses

Obesity

Rosé de Provence

1 - 2 bottles

Rheumatism

Champagne

4 glasses

Excessive weight loss

Côte de Beaune

4 glasses



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NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK! 



Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!

Every time something goes missing around here,

everybody looks at me! 





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PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!! 



MIRACLE IN THE ALCOHOL AISLE......



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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?



Do you Know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.


EVER WONDER WHY?


IT'S BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK


















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