ARE YOU GROWN UP?

20. A $4.00 BOTTLE OF WINE IS NO

LONGER "PRETTY GOOD STUFF."

21. YOU ACTUALLY EAT BREAAKFAST

FOOD AT BREADFAST TIME.

22. "I JUST CANT DRINK THE WAY I

USED TO "REPLACES "I'M NEVER

GOING TO DRINK THAT MUCH AGAIN."

23. 90% OF THE TIME YOU SPEND IN

FRONT OF A COMPUTER IS FOR REAL

WORK

24. YOU DRINK AT HOME TO SAVE

MONEY BEFORE GOING TO A BAR

25. WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR FRIEND

IS PREGNANT YOU CONGRATULATE

THEM INSTEAD OF ASKING "WHAT

THE HELL HAPPENED?"

BONUS:

26. YOU READ THIS ENTIRE LIST LOOKING

DESPERATELY FOR ONE SIGN THAT

DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU AND YOU CAN'T

FIND ONE