Celibacy

What is Celibacy????

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Frank leaned over, touched Ann 's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

AND Y'ALL THOUGHT I COULDN'T SEND YOU A SMILE TODAY

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Irish Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. 
He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a

dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. 
Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time
since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much
more inviting than it used to be."

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The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side."