Dog Logic

The reason 
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
 tongue..


-Anonymous



















There
 is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.



-Ben Williams























A dog is the only thing 
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.


-Josh
Billings






















The average
 dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy
Rooney






















Anybody who
 doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.


- Franklin 
Jones
























If
 your dog is fat, you need more exercise



-Unknown

















My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog 
money.


-Joe Weinstein



























If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
t he principal difference between a dog and a man.


- Mark
Twain
























Dogs are
 not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.


-Roger
Caras





























If you think dogs can't count, 
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.


-Phil
Pastoret