I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let ' s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.-------------------------------------------------I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.-----------------------------------------------------You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.-----------------------------------------------You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.------------------------------------------------------------I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.---------------------------------------------------I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row-------------------------------------------------------I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel much better saying I went to the Jim this morning-------------------------------------------------------------Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?
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