EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8  Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6  Men have two emotions :Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do some baking . Number 5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years Number 4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--  what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.  - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."