Owls

To OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)  Wisdom  from Grandpa... Whether  a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the  kind of chick he marries. Trouble  in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt he  forgets his sugar.  Too  many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.   When  a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they  try to decide which one.  If  a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,  she'll never turn into an old nag.  On  anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never  the present. A  foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',  ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine's gonna work." Many  girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make  beds, is in good health, and already used to taking orders. Eventually  you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start  bragging about it.  Some  people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to  know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the  roads weren't paved.  How  old would you be if you didn't know how old you  are? You know you are getting  old, when everything either dries up or leaks.   Old  age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,  they don't recognize you.  Have  a GREAT day and keep laughing! It's  good for the soul.  And remember my motto:   pay the undertaker with a bad  check...