Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On aoMaternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." CHICAGO  RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises