Smiles humor and wisdom
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother2. He liked Gospel3. He didn't get a fair trialBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business2. He lived at home until he was 333. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands2. He had wine with His meals3. He used olive oil
that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair2. He walked around barefoot all the time3. He started a new religion
that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature2. He ate a lot of fish3. He talked about the Great SpiritBut then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures .
But the most compelling evidence of all
- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get
up because there was still work to do.
(This one is payback for the ladies I've offended, sometimes.)
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