A senior citizen in "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in
'cause everythang happens in
in the rest of the world."
The young man from
and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your
pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell,
but I got the license number."
A man in
side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of
flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he
got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by,
and was so curious, that he turned around and
went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I got a flat tahr." -- The passerby asked,
"But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell
you to put flares in the front and flares in the back.
I never did understand it neither."
A The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" -- The driver replied, "Bout whut?" The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage
"Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? --
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here,
*** Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012
A Few Jokes About the South
These are some oldies, but goodies
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I love them....they are funny!!!
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