To all my ageless friends

How to be cruel to old guys:

AARP EYE CHART

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

How's your day going?

Come to think of it, my day is going pretty good!

Avoid Stress

Don't sit around  the house . .
Get out and enjoy  nature!

      ....Oh....never mind, let's just go back inside .

Need a smile? These did it for me today!!

MAN...I'M GETTING  SO FAT I can hardly scratch by rear! THESE  MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING  ME!!!! WHAT  PART OF QUIET DIDN'T YOU  UNDERSTAND?! OK,  NOW DON'T MOVE FOR ABOUT A  WEEK! SORRY  MOM, I'M NEW AT THIS! I  hate it when this happens! I'M  SO CUTE, THEY WONT MIND IF I SHRED  THIS!! I  REALLY NEED TO GET GOING,  BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO  GET MOTIVATED........... Hey..gimme  my BALL back!! I  said,Go to  sleep!! Nice  doggie..GOOD boy What  Pets do when we are at  work..... Oh  yeah this Bud is for me! HAVE  YOU MADE SOMEONE SMILE  TODAY????? Hope this made you smile.