Thursday, February 23, 2012

Quickies



I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.' 

~~~~~
 

Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
 

Frustration is trying to find your glasses

without your glasses.
~~~~~


Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time 
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
 
~~~~~
 

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