Eulogy

Please join me in remembering a great icon of  the entertainment community. The Pillsbury  Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection  and trauma complications from repeated pokes  in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their  respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth,  Hungry Jack, the California Raisins  Betty Crocker, the Hostess  Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly  described Doughboy as a man who never knew  how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly  in show business, but his later life was filled with  turnovers. He was not considered a very smart  cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked  schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he  still was a crusty old man and was considered a  positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,  three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and  Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second,  please rise to the occasion and take time to pass  it on and share that smile with someone else who  may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.