Cannibal Menu

A cannibal was walking through the jungle  And came upon a restaurant operated by a  Fellow cannibal.   Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....      +Tourist:                                                      $5.00      +Broiled  Missionary:                                  $10.00    +Fried  Explorer:                                          $15.00    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,  "Why such a high price for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?