The English language has some
wonderfully anthropomorphic collective
nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a Herd of cows,
a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and
a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride
of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as
their cousins the rooks and ravens),
an Exaltation of doves and, presumably
because they look so wise, a Parliament
of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous,
most obnoxious, most viciously
aggressive and least intelligent of all
primates. And what is the proper
collective noun for a group of baboons?
A congress
I guess that pretty much explains the
things that come out of Washington!
And. slightly politically biased, but funny:
A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool he noticed
that the bartender was a robot. The
robot clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then
replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times
and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is
your IQ?" The man answered "Oh,
about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss
the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar
space travel', the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He
left the bar but thought he would
try a different tact. He returned and
took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have?
"A martini please."
Again it was superb.? The robot again
asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered ,
"Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, the latest
basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time.
So he left, returned and took a stool....
Again a martini, and the question,
"What is your IQ?" This time the man
drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close
and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e...
y-o-u-r...
p-e-o-p-l-e...
r-e-a-l-l-y
g-o-i-n-g...
t-o...
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...
M-i-c-h-e-l-l-e...B-A-C-H-M-A-N-N?
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