Cosby Again

There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo.

Please use in that order.

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things.

Looks like he's done it again!

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!



I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE

FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!.

English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you

can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist attitude in order to straighten

out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports,

and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy,

'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!


(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.


(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation

towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They

will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin

in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be

able to touch it.


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40-hour

school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing

grades.


(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're

banned from sports ... for life!


(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you

lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you

will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun,

knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.

However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the

saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When

disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to

donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or

not, it's a worthy cause.


(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in

CONGRESS.


(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting

events, outings, etc.


My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless.....


GOD BLESS AMERICA !

Sincerely, Bill Cosby