Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
 
 
 
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
 
 
 
 
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
 
 
 
 
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, 
you've come to the right place."
 
 
 
 
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
 
 
 
 
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
 
 
 
 
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
 
 
 
 
 
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
 
 
 
 
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
 
 
 
 
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
 
 
 
 
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
 
 
 
 
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
 
 
 
 
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
 
 
 
 
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
 
 
 
 
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; 
come on in and get fed up."
 
 
 
 
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 
 
 
 
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
 
 
 
 
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
 
 
 
 
And the best one for last............
 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises