Rules to live by.

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon and some days 
> you're
> the statue!
>
> 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to 
> eat
> them.
>
> 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
> middle of it.
>
> 4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by 
> their
> Maker.
>
> 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
>
> 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
>
> 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
> warning to others.
>
> 8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
>
> 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because 
> then you
> won't have a leg to stand on.
>
> 10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>
> 11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep 
> late.
>
> 12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
>
> 13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
> 14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you 
> live.
>
> 15 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
>
> 16 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are 
> pretty
> and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different 
> colors, but
> they all have to live in the same box.
>
> 17 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a 
> detour.
>
> 18 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you
> today.
>
> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
>
> 19 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!
>
>