Lexophile winners

..When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
..When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
..A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
..A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
..When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a  mall.
.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully  recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never  developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd  dye.
..  Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.