Getting Old..............

You're getting old when you don't care where your 
Spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
Every man.  Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?

Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to
Go anywhere.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both 
Ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

Old age is having a choice of two temptations and 
Choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to 
Slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow 
Older, it will avoid you.