IRISH COFFEE

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice  on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'... 'What tis Irish Viagra?', she asked. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..' I't wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor! ''Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me there and then passionately  on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!' 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex wasn't good?' 'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!