Puns

      "Pun-ograpy"  

OK it’s PUNishment time – Time to read em and weep! Youv’e  been naughty and  so here goes your punishment.

These are fun!   When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. PMS jokes aren’t funny; period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on . I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. Velcro – what a rip off! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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By The Way… To write with a broken pencil is pointless.