Romantic Dinner

A man and woman were having dinner in a

fine restaurant.  They were gazing lovingly

at each other and holding hands.


Their waitress, taking another order at a table

a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly

sliding down his chair and under the table, but the

woman acted unconcerned.


The waitress watched as the man slid all the

way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled,

apparently unaware her dining companion

had disappeared.


The waitress went over to the table and said

to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think

your husband just slid under the table."


The woman calmly looked up at her and said,


"No, he didn't. He just walked in."