Tuesday, May 10, 2011

For those who thought they knew everything




Here's a Refresher Course...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your rear)
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television. I personally really like this one!
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
rom each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

(I have to do some more research on this one, not because a woman forwarded it to me, but just because.)

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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from





DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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So...


Remember, knowledge is everything, and
go move your toothbrush!!

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