Idle thoughts

I planted some bird seed.
A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it
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I had amnesia once---or twice
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the
ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the
freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you
explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
who can't get his pants off
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Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

He's back with new signs!
Casa D'ice Restaurant in Nnorth Versailles, PA.
The government doesnt like this man very much.
He changes his signs when he gets a new idea.
He just wants to make a statement, and WOW!